#75 As VP on the Republican ticket, Sarah Palin is expected to help convince those 18 million disaffected Hillary Clinton supporters to switch to the McCain camp.
Sarah Says
“. . . Hillary left 18 million cracks in the highest, hardest glass ceiling in America, but it turns out the women of America aren’t finished yet and we can shatter that glass ceiling once and for all.”
—Sarah Palin
If Sarah does indeed help McCain attract some embittered Hillary supporters, it could spell victory for the Grand Old Party come November 4. But how much do Hillary voters and Palin supporters really have in common?
Let’s take a look at how they truly match up.
| Hillary Supporters | Palin Supporters |
| Protect our national forests | Just leave enough trees to cover hunting blinds |
| Teach evolution in schools | Are still evolving—slowly |
| Support a woman’s right to choose | Real women have a baby a year until they drop dead of exhaustion |
| Support comprehensive sex ed | Let kids find out about the consequences of unprotected sex the, uh, hard way |
| Believe that what is good for the goose is good for the gander | Believe that shooting goose is good for dinner |
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