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#5 Craig Ferguson was the reportedly the first to comment on Sarah Palin’s Sexy Librarian look.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses—or do they? Let’s face it: It’s a rare man-boy who can resist fantasizing about his hot school librarian. In Palin’s case, she’s burning up more than fantasy at the library. She’s practically burning books.

Booked!
In 1996, Wasilla mayor Sarah Palin approached city librarian Mary Ellen Emmons and inquired how she might feel about censoring library books should she be asked to do so. As is often the case with these innocent-looking First Amendment radicals, Emmons reportedly retorted that she would definitely not condone the banning of any books. Within months, librarian Mary Ellen Emmons received a letter from Palin, telling her she was out (no word on the fate of the books).

Well-liked and respected, Emmons had been a fixture at the library for seven years. After a public outcry, Palin changed her mind and let Emmons keep her job. She insists now that her book banning inquiry was simply “rhetorical.”

Top Ten Books Palin Should Read

1. An Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore
2. How to Talk so Teens Will Listen and Listen so Teens Will Talk by Adele Faber and Elaine Mazlish
3. Lipstick Jungle by Candace Bushnell
4. The Essential Feminist Reader by Estelle Freeman
5. The Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama
6. The Greens Cookbook by Deborah Madison
7. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
8. Of Wolves and Men by Barry Lopez
9. A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking
10. The Travel Book: A Journey Through Every Country in the World by Lonely Planet

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