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#18 Sarah Palin has admitted that she smoked marijuana as a teenager, albeit at a time when Alaska had decriminalized use of the drug.

Half-Baked Alaska
She may look like a librarian, but don’t let that bun and those spectacles fool you. Sarah Palin (aka Mary Jane) is a pothead—or was. She admits to smoking dope when she was younger. But as her campaign rightfully points out, it was legal at the time in the state of Alaska.

We’re beginning to understand why people would live in that state.

Sarah Stat
Palin’s hometown Wasilla and the surrounding area is the methamphetamine capital of Alaska, according to Alaska State Troopers. (In her defense, Mayor Palin may have been too stoned to notice.)

Top Ten Reasons to Get Stoned in Alaska

1. You’re stuck on an ice flow
2. You’re stuck on the Bridge to Nowhere
3. You’re stuck on an Alaskan cruise
4. Sarah Palin is your mayor
5. Sarah Palin is your governor
6. Sarah Palin is your president
7. You’re in Alaska
8. You’re lost in Alaska
9. You live in Alaska
10. You’re gonna die in Alaska

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