October 27, 2008

#23 Sarah Palin and First Dude Todd have close ties to the Alaskan Independence Party, which seeks to secede from the United States.

By gregorybergman
Topics:
Alaska
Sarah Palin
Todd Palin

No matter how much they try to hide it, Sarah Palin and her hubby Todd can’t shake the fact that they have courted the Alaskan Independent Party (AIP) for many years. Todd himself was a member from 1995–2002 (with a brief hiatus in 2000). As for Sarah, she addressed the Party’s convention in 2000, and again in 2008 as well.

Alaska First—Alaska Always
That’s the motto of the Alaskan Independent Party—a far, far weirder cry than the “Country First” motto of the McCain/Palin ticket.

Sarah Stat
Chairman of the AIP Lynette Clark told ABC News that both Sarah and Todd Palin were members in 1994. Ms. Clark was AIP secretary at the time.

Top Ten Reasons Why Alaska Might Want to Secede from the Union

  1. Guilt over pocketing the dough for the Bridge to Nowhere.
  2. In Alaska, nowhere is somewhere.
  3. Pissed that their fellow Americans often forget Alaska is a state during geography car games.
  4. Pathetic play for attention.
  5. It’s something to do.
  6. Plan to invade Canada.
  7. Jealous that Hawaii was last to join the Union.
  8. Feels U.S. is overrun by Puerto Ricans.
  9. Suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder.
  10. Want to legalize marijuana, again.

Top Ten Reasons We Want to Keep Alaska

  1. One word: Oil.
  2. Two words: Natural gas.
  3. With Alaska, we’re still bigger than China.
  4. With Alaska, we’re still bigger than Brazil.
  5. Unlimited access to mukluks.
  6. First dibs on Alaskan king crab.
  7. With global warming, it’ll become the new Sun City.
  8. Deadliest Catch is the coolest show on cable.
  9. Nostalgia for TV show Northern Exposure.
  10. Because we can.


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